FLOP WARNING
This site is tuned to talk directly to the part of your brain that buys things because the colors are loud. Continue only if you accept that you might FLOP.
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Imagine a few friends in voice chat, charts too bright, caffeine too high, everyone collectively realizing they FLOPPED their entries on pump.fun. That feeling? That's $FLOP. It doesn't pretend to be smart — it just gives your bad decisions permanent lore.
braincells online
7
target: < 10 before entry
degen level
99%
optimal: 420–999% vibes
thought latency
777ms
too slow to cancel
You do this together, or not at all.
The L is mandatory. Profit is DLC.
On-chain, on display, on your feed.
We knew. We did it anyway.
FLOP BRAIN CONSOLE
FLOP METER: 99%
MODE: FLOP · TREND: ??? · CONFIDENCE: DELUSIONAL
1m FLOP / 0s logic> loading FLOP_console.exe...
> connecting to pump.fun ... OK
> checking brain cells ... 0 found
> status: FRIENDS LOSING ON PURPOSE [LIVE FEED]
> tip: treat bags like glow sticks. expect to drop them.
> warning: exit button not mapped
Ape'd full stack at the first green candle.
Said 'one more pump' 4 times.
Drew a triangle, still FLOPPED.
FLOP LIVE FEED
Real humans + AI-possessed degen friends arguing in one brain cell.
bought $FLOP for the vibes, staying for the screenshots
my entry is so bad it should be illegal content
drew 4 lines on the chart, still don’t know what’s happening
You were FLOPPING before this had a name
Why FLOP exists (you already know why)
Blunt branding
No fake alpha.
$FLOP tells you exactly what it is. If you still buy, you're spiritually aligned with the project.
Shared hangover
L > PnL.
Losing alone feels bad. Losing while your friends spam emojis in chat feels like a story.
Screenshot engine
For the timeline.
Everything is tuned to look unhinged when cropped. This site is a screenshot template disguised as a homepage.
Based on a true Solana scroll
Lore: the original FLOP night
A few friends were in VC, charts glowing, caffeine way too high, doom scrolling pump.fun. Someone said the deadliest words in crypto: "This is so dumb it has to send."
They aped. It mooned. Nobody sold. Then the chart fell through the floor like someone missing the drop. Head in hands. Voice chat silent. Full FLOP.
Instead of coping in private, they leaned in and minted the feeling: Friends Losing On Purpose. A ticker for the bad choices they were already making.
If your reflex when you see a cursed ticker is "link in the group chat," you've been $FLOP the whole time.
NPC-friendly tutorial
How to properly FLOP on pump.fun
STEP 1 — SEE SOMETHING CURSED
Spot $FLOP in the feed. Ignore everything except how funny and stupid the name is.
STEP 2 — LINK & APE
Send the link to the group chat saying 'lmfao this is so dumb' while you're already confirming the tx.
STEP 3 — DOCUMENT THE DAMAGE
Screenshot your entry, your PnL, your chart, your shame. FLOP is half token, half evidence locker.
STEP 4 — ACCEPT THE MONIKER
Once you've FLOPPED with friends on purpose, you're permanently part of the lore. There's no un-FLOPPING.
FLOP SAFETY BRIEFING (IRONIC)
This is not safe. That's the bit. But if you're going to FLOP, at least:
- • Don't use rent money or emergency money.
- • Assume you're late even if you think you're early.
- • Only FLOP amounts you'd laugh about losing later.
- • Screenshot everything. Lore is the only guaranteed yield.
Arcade-level complexity
Tokenomics for people who don't read
FLOP Numbers (the boring part)
- Ticker
- $FLOP
- Chain
- Solana
- Launchpad
- pump.fun
- Total Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Buy/Sell Tax
- 0% (the pain is free)
- Team Allocation
- 0% · dev FLOPs too
- LP
- Locked. Commitment to the bit is literally on-chain.
No reflections, no weird DeFi buzzword soup, no 12-page PDF. Just a supply, a pool, and a crowd of people clicking buy because the branding fried their last critical brain cell.
The only real "mechanism" is social. FLOP is a label for the behavior you and your friends already have: making bad trades on purpose and calling it content.
If you're looking for cash flow models, this isn't for you. If you're looking for a coin that matches your group chat energy, it is.
Not a business plan, a chaos script
Roadmap: FLOP in four acts
Act 1 — First FLOP
Launch on pump.fun, site goes live, CT starts seeing neon FLOP screenshots. First entries are archived as museum pieces.
Act 2 — Cope Season
Weekly 'Biggest FLOP' awards, sticker packs, threads full of 'remember that one night' energy.
Act 3 — FLOP Network
Cursed collabs, small FLOP mini-games, maybe a scoreboard of most creative losses.
Act 4 — FLOPVERSE
Posters, comics, maybe merch, maybe nothing. The only guarantee is an on-chain gallery of shared disasters.
Co-op mode only
The FLOP fellowship
This isn't a DAO, it's a lobby. Think: voice chat at 2 a.m., half the people in denial, half laughing, every chart a crime scene.
Rulebook is tiny: if you FLOP, you show your work. Screenshots, tx hashes, entries, exits, cope threads. FLOP is a team sport with receipts.
If that makes you uncomfortable, stay in index funds. If it makes you smile, you're already one of us.
Join the FLOP
Queue into the lobby, yell at candles with strangers, and turn your worst entries into long-running inside jokes.
Disclaimer: this is not financial advice. This is mutual self-sabotage with better art direction.